Meyers also addressed the administration's focus on naval technology, specifically the preference for steam-powered aircraft catapults over electric ones.
During a recent press conference, the president expressed strong frustration over electric catapults and wet magnets.
"I've never seen someone get this worked up about a fucking magnet," Meyers remarked.
He expressed skepticism that wet magnets pose a significant hazard, joking that such rules only apply to cellphones or fictional gremlins.
"You might want Pete Hegseth to check your testosterone levels," Meyers joked.
The segment also referenced reports that a White House teleprompter operator earned $100,000 on the Kalshi platform by betting on the content of administration speeches.
"Everyone's getting their grift on in the Trump White House!" Meyers said.
Meyers concluded by criticizing the ongoing expensive military conflict, noting that despite numerous claims a deal was imminent, no resolution has been reached.
"Send RFK Jr in there to talk about sperm counts and they'll surrender in like five minutes," Meyers suggested.
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According to Meyers, citizens simply want daily life to become more affordable, yet they are met with constant scandals and bizarre debates over catapults, teleprompters, and testosterone.
