Superhero films face a challenging market as public fatigue grows from endless variations on similar themes.
Marvel plans to release two major movies in the coming months, Avengers: Doomsday and Spider-Man: Brand New Day, to stabilize its position.
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The physical reality of Spider-Man presents severe biological hazards, according to a press release from Glasgow's Kelvinside Academy, as reported by The Guardian.
Real-world physics and biology indicate that the superhero lifestyle would result in debilitating injuries rather than heroic feats.
Radioactive Spider Bite Risks
A radioactive spider bite is highly unlikely to grant meaningful superpowers because the tiny insects transfer a negligible amount of radioactive material.
A larger radioactive spider biting Peter Parker directly on a testicle would only cause a marginally increased risk of infertility.
Kelvinside biology teacher Ian Nicholson dismissed the notion of acquiring superpowers from such incidents.
"I actually know somebody who was bitten by a radioactive cat," he said in the release.
The cat had undergone iodine isotope treatment for an overactive thyroid, but the friend did not develop feline abilities.
"She was treated amazingly by the NHS," Nicholson added.
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Web-Swinging Dangers
Web-swinging presents another severe danger due to poorly maintained urban infrastructure.
Physics teacher Ben Fitzgerald pointed out that attaching webs to old brickwork or paintwork would likely cause the wall to collapse before the web breaks.
Even if the buildings hold, the tension forces at the bottom of a fast swing equal roughly four times a person's body weight.
This pressure is enough to dislocate shoulders, tear rotator cuffs, rupture biceps tendons, damage the brachial plexus, and tear arm ligaments.
Rapidly changing directions during a swing would cause whiplash, spinal compression, rib injuries, organ bruising, retinal damage, concussions, and vascular damage.
Webs wrapping around the wrist also risk de-gloving all the skin from the hand.
Early promotional materials show the Incredible Hulk in Spider-Man: Brand New Day.
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Exposure to vast doses of gamma radiation actually causes nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, weakness, confusion, headaches, and fatal multi-system failure rather than increased strength.
