"Whereas The Onion has long been a commentary on institutional media and a top down narrative, the InfoWars will be an opportunity for us to rely on individual voices and satirize more modern modes of media," LaFlure said.
The publication will also distribute financial proceeds gained through perpetual merchandise retail tracks rather than actual health products.
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"We are starting with $100,000," LaFlure said.
Management confirmed that the revenue strategy relies heavily on an existing internal creative agency rather than alternative inventory.
"Alex and his gang of liars and scoundrels have been cast out into the street. … Make no mistake, we will be the new InfoWars," growls Tim Heidecker, Comedian.
Jones expressed strong opposition to the acquisition during a recent shirtless online broadcast broadcasted to his remaining followers.
"They are body snatchers, they are skin walkers. They literally take your skin.
This is going to backfire bigtime!" said Alex Jones, Founder of InfoWars.
Marketing executives emphasize that contemporary unverified broadcasting trends remain highly suitable targets for media parody.
"The fact that you get so much of your news now from folks who have completely unverified sources or zero sources at all and are just speaking into a vertical video — and that's very funny and very much worth examining and parodying," said Leila Brillson, Chief Marketing Officer of The Onion.
Brillson clarified that the corporate restructuring excludes actual health products despite receiving numerous offers from third-party manufacturers.
